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Polls Archive

Here is your Overheard poll!

  • “I don’t want two dollars, I want crack.” (Library) (42%, 5 Votes)
  • “You have one day more birthday than my mom!” (Humanities) (25%, 3 Votes)
  • “You can’t just give a man a microphone. It’s like that mouse book.” (Humanities) (25%, 3 Votes)
  • “No! Not slay. We don’t like Bob.” (Morey) (8%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

Start Date: February 17, 2026 @ 7:03 pm
End Date: February 24, 2026 @ 6:00 pm

Overheards of the week!

  • “Don’t touch the money, don’t touch the students.” (Peterson) (45%, 5 Votes)
  • “Wow, I don’t need a boyfriend, I just need Urban Dictionary.” (Morey) (36%, 4 Votes)
  • “That’s ok; he’s just a pedophile.” (Humanities) (9%, 1 Votes)
  • “You’ve gotta keep the surfs well fed or they won’t get any work done.” (Humanities) (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

Start Date: February 10, 2026 @ 7:01 pm
End Date: February 17, 2026 @ 6:00 pm

Which editor has the best taste in love songs?

  • crushcrushcrush -Paramore (33%, 4 Votes)
  • Slow Dancing -V (17%, 2 Votes)
  • Gimmie That Girl -Joe Nichols (17%, 2 Votes)
  • Wedding Song -Hadestown Cast (17%, 2 Votes)
  • Creatures in Heaven -Glass Animals (17%, 2 Votes)
  • Don’t Know Much -Linda Ronstadt, Aaron Neville (0%, 0 Votes)
  • I’m Comin’ Over -Chris Young (0%, 0 Votes)
  • My Stove’s on Fire -Robert Lester Folsom (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

Start Date: February 3, 2026 @ 3:26 pm
End Date: No Expiry

Overheards are here!

  • “If it weren’t for cocaine, I’d be a millionaire." (Peterson) (45%, 5 Votes)
  • “You know how forks get stuck in outlets all the time?” (Peterson) (36%, 4 Votes)
  • “Just because I use mutant children's powers to commit war crimes doesn’t make me a bad person.” (Humanities) (18%, 2 Votes)
  • “LET ME ATTACH MY PANCREAS!” (Library) (1%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

Start Date: February 3, 2026 @ 7:23 pm
End Date: February 10, 2026 @ 6:00 pm

New semester, new Overheards!

  • "I love committing libel." (Humanities) (45%, 5 Votes)
  • "I have a problem, and my problem is I'm a hypocrite." (Morey) (18%, 2 Votes)
  • "I miss COVID, it was the best time of my life." (Connell) (18%, 2 Votes)
  • "We should have a bring your dad to school day!" (Library) (19%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 11

Start Date: January 27, 2026 @ 7:06 pm
End Date: February 3, 2026 @ 6:00 pm

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