• “Dumb and ugly; just not a good combination” (Benthack) (50%, 5 Votes)
• “What, you’ve never smelled a bookcrack before?” (Pile) (40%, 4 Votes)
• "It’s true. It was on YikYak.” (Lower Gag) (10%, 1 Votes)
• Person 1: “What’s his name?” Person 2: “Mike.” Person 1: “Ew!” (Connell) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 10

• “We are trying to analyze racism in children’s literature and y'all are over here bouncing balls” (Lower Gag) (57%, 8 Votes)
• "Don’t hit minors with chairs” (Tennis courts) (21%, 3 Votes)
• "I want to give up, but I want to be rich, so what the f*ck do I do?” (Morey) (14%, 2 Votes)
• “There are two types of people in this world: those who pick their nose and those who claim they don’t.” (Peterson FA) (8%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 14

• “No, like gay men. Like two boys. Mwuah mwuah.” (Humanities) (42%, 5 Votes)
• Person One: “Are you just going to strip right now?” Person two: “Should I?” (Connell) (42%, 5 Votes)
• "If I had a quarter for every time someone barked outside a classroom, I'd be a millionaire." (Peterson) (8%, 1 Votes)
• "Borrowing is just temporary stealing” (Gardner) (8%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

• “I was always under the impression the highest honor you can receive for journalism is being murdered by the CIA” (Humanities) (58%, 7 Votes)
• “I’m going to go get a cookie to soak up my blood” (Lower Gag) (25%, 3 Votes)
• “White chocolate is just another form of racism” (Upper Gag) (17%, 2 Votes)
• “The Godfather made you want to watch The Smurfs????” (Pile) (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 12

• “Slap me with a penny and call me Abraham, cuz I ain’t Lincoln with you hoes” (Student Center) (45%, 5 Votes)
• “Why are you being slow? That’s disrespectful.” (Humanities) (27%, 3 Votes)
• “I’m only a morning person if I’m still awake from the night before” (Bowen) (18%, 2 Votes)
• "I’m traumatized by spaghetti” (Peterson FA) (10%, 1 Votes)

Total Voters: 11